Healthy sarcasm is always a good tonic to lighten and brighten a day. And some people surrounded by us really need a great dose of it.
Agree!!
The slightest mean tone of sarcasm is perfect to win the argument on almost any occasion. It goes even better if your opponent is friendly and can share a belly full of laughter.
So buckle up fellows!!
We have collected some epic sarcastic quotes to make sure your witty comeback. You will find them funny as well as intellectual.
Sarcastic Quotes for Your Witty Comeback
I wish more people were fluent in silence.
Brains are awesome I wish everybody had one.
I’m not lazy. I’m just allergic to manual labor.
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
I’m not saying you’re stupid. I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
It’s not your job to like me, it’s mine.
I am 95% sure you don’t like me, but I’m 100% sure I don’t care.
I would slap you but that would be animal abuse.
I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Don’t study me, you won’t graduate.
Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
Oh, I’m sorry. Did I accidentally roll my eyes out loud?”
If I had a dollar for every time I was sarcastic, I’d be richer than you.
I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m kind of a big deal on the internet.
Sorry for the mean, awful and accurate things I said.
Life’s good, you should get one.
I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.
Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
Oh, you’re offended by my sarcasm? Imagine how I feel about your stupidity.
Its okay you don’t like me, not everyone has a good taste.
Sarcasm is my love language.
Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
You think I am sarcastic? You should hear what I don’t say!
I’m not arguing. I’m just passionately expressing my opinion that you’re wrong.
I’m not always right, but when I am, it’s usually all the time.
I don’t have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
Little things affect little mind.
I am actually not funny. I am just mean and people think I am joking.
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just fluent in bullsh*t.
I’m not arguing. I’m just educating you on how wrong you are.
I don’t have a bad attitude, I have a sarcastic one.
I’m not lazy. I’m just conserving my energy for more important things.
I am actually not funny. I am just mean and people think I am joking.
Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.
Make sure to save them and share them with your friends. You never know when one of these will save your day.
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